After the first haircut, we took Haylee to “Red Robin” for lunch – she got a red balloon – so she was excited about that – she loves balloons!

After lunch – Cameron took Haylee home for a nap and I met up with Aunt Judy, Amie and Jordan for a matinee – we saw “Four Christmases,” it was a very cute movie – but very short!

19 more days and Cameron, Haylee and I will be in an airplane on our way to Vermont!  We will be gone from December 18th til January 6th!  We are all very excited!  Not too many plans – just hanging out with family and absorbing every minute with them.  I’ll definitely have to hit up ASIA, my favorite Chinese Restaurant!  On Christmas we’ll be waking up at my parents house, we will spend the first half of the day there with my family.  I think my mom is making a turkey (YUM) – then for the second half of the day we’re going to the Norths for more food, presents and probably some games.   Can it be the 18th already

I hope everyone had a very Happy Thanksgiving.  We went over to Aunt Judy’s – she made a delicious dinner and then we all played games – 31 & Apples to Apples!  It was hilarious .. Haylee made a funny we will have to tell you all about later – lets just say she has us all laughing so hard we were practically crying.

Well, I guess I’ll conclude this randomness .. for everyone back in Vermont – see you soon!  Love and Miss you all very much.

What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
If your papa could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!

Asked to write a composition entitled, “What I’m thankful for on Thanksgiving,” little Timothy wrote, “I am thankful that I’m not a turkey.”

What do Hippies put on their Thanksgiving potatoes?
Groovy

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, ‘Do these turkeys get any bigger?’

The stock boy answered, ‘No ma’ am, they’re dead.’

Bob and Martha have been married for 15 years. Every morning for 15 years, Bob wakes up, farts loudly, rolls over onto his back and gets up for work.

Every morning for 15 years, Martha says, “One of these days, you’re gonna fart your guts out!”

One Thanksgiving morning, Martha’s preparing the turkey and gets an idea. Before her husband gets up, she creeps upstairs and places the turkey innards in his pajama bottoms, giggling to herself.

Well, later that morning, Bob wakes up and goes through his morning ritual. He screams as he goes running into the bathroom. Martha laughs, but is concerned after noticing that Bob has been in the bathroom for 3 hours.

She runs upstairs, and is about to knock on the door, when Bob opens up, pale as a ghost. He says, “You were right. You were right. I did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God and these two fingers I got them back up there again.”

Things to Do to Liven Up Thanksgiving Dinner

1. Load your plate up high, then take it to the kitchen, toss it all in the blender, and take your “shake” back to the table. Announce that it’s the new Thanksgiving Weight Loss Shake.

2. When everyone goes around to say what they are Thankful for, say, “I’m thankful I didn’t get caught” and refuse to say anything more.

3. Bring along old recorded football games, pop them in the VCR when Dad’s not looking. Make sure it is set to the last two minutes of the game. When he comes into the room, turn off the VCR and turn on the regular TV.

4. Bring a date that only talks about the tragic and abusive conditions known to exist at turkey farms.

5. During mid-meal turn to mom and say, “See mom, I told you they wouldn’t notice that the Turkey was past expiration date. You were worried for nothing.”